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<Leo> You're gonna forge my birth certificate.
<Piper> No. Just going to change one little number. So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.
<Leo> Piper, this is completely illegal.
<Piper> Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.
(Prue walks in.)
<Prue> Morning. What's up?
<Leo> Well, probably three to five years jail if we're lucky.
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<Piper> Leo!
<Prue> (to Jenna) Uh, he's our Whitelighter.
<Phoebe> (to Jenna) And our brother-in-law.
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<Piper> (to Phoebe) Cole tried to kill you.
<Prue> (to Jenna) He's the demon.
<Piper> (to Jenna) And her boyfriend.
<Phoebe> (to Jenna) We have very complicated lives.
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<Prue> Uh, okay, was it a demon?
<Piper> No, it was watermelon!
<Phoebe> Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
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<Piper> I'll get some ice.
<Prue> Oh, uh, I'll help. So you don't melt it.
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(Filling out the Form for a Passport Request)
<Leo> Whitelighter. Is that my occupation or should I just put guardian angel?
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(Phoebe is sitting in front of the mirror putting on makeup. Cole shimmers in behind her. She sees his reflection in the mirror.)
<Phoebe> Promise me when I turn around you'll still be there.
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<Piper> (to Leo) For crying out loud, stop being so good all the time.
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<Leo> Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Sel Seasay.
<Piper> *giggle* Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.
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<Piper> You remember Dan, don't you?
<Leo> Hmm, let's see. Perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely.
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