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#301

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Season: 2 Episode: 15

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<Piper> The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
<Prue> I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either.
<Phoebe> Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.

#303

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Season: 4 Episode: 17

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<Leo> Piper, this is completely illegal.
<Piper> Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
<Piper> Let's not get technical now.

#202

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Season: 8 Episode: 05

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<Deamon> Witches can't help with help other people

#121

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Season: 3 Episode: 20

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<Leo> You're gonna forge my birth certificate.
<Piper> No. Just going to change one little number. So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.
<Leo> Piper, this is completely illegal.
<Piper> Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.
(Prue walks in.)
<Prue> Morning. What's up?
<Leo> Well, probably three to five years jail if we're lucky.

#87

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Season: 4 Episode: 13

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(later at P3 after the Charmed Ones vanquished the Source)
<Leo> What do you say we go home and get started on our future.
<Piper> What do you say we go home and sleep, then we work on the future tomorrow night.

#208

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Season: 8 Episode: 07

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<Piper> Honey!
<Leo> Yeah?!
<Piper> No, we're out of _honey_, (Leo gives her a look) put it down the list!
<Paige> Well, as much as I'd love to be here and watch you two snipe at each other, I don't want to be late for my interview.

#232

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Season: 8 Episode: 13

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(Some demons kind of stole the Charmed Ones' powers, the demons now are about to kill the Charmed Ones...)
<Piper> Hey! hey, hang on a second, what are you doing?! What?! You're gonna kill me with my own power? What are you kidding me?! How insulting, let alone boring!
<Phoebe> Yeah, show some pride, you know what I mean? Be original!
<Paige> You guys must suffer from some really low self esteem, near as I can figure
<Phoebe> Which is clearly why they had to steal our powers.
<Piper> That must be really humiliating...

#96

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Season: 3 Episode: 14

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<Victor> Leo, do you know what a Whitelighter is?
[...]
<Victor> They're sneaky little bastards.
<Leo> Really? 'Cause Piper says that they're really, really good guys. More of, like, guardian angels.
<Victor> That's the party line, Leo, but don't believe it. You can't trust 'em. They have this tendency to fall in love with their charges. Before you know it, they've stolen your wife.

#124

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Season: 7 Episode: 03

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<Grams> Victor, what are you doing here?
<Victor> And a big hello to you too, Penny.

#58

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Season: 7 Episode: 22

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(Piper and Phoebe are thinking about how to get rid of Zankou)
<Phoebe> What about a love spell? We could make him fall for one of us.
<Piper> (laughs) Sorry, I'm taken.
<Phoebe> Yeah, well but I'm not.
<Piper> Yeah, but you're not that desprate - Are you?
<Phoebe> (sighs) Well, those deamons do have a way of keeping you warm at night.
<Piper> Yeah, but thats only cause they have fireballs
<Phoebe> (laughs and gives her a look)

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